John Malkovich

as Alfred Moretti

as Gunnar

as —

as Joe Black

as self

as Beach Miller

as Andrew Blake

as —

as Ed Cote

as Geddes

as Seneca

as The Artist

as Ronald

as Peter

as Glen Follett

as Dr. Karn

as Self

as Aaron Ramsey

as Sam Nelson

as Bright

as Dr. Felton

as Wes Tauros

as Duke

as Judge Edward D. Cowart

as Piers

as Douglas

as Bishop

as —

as The Narrator

as Sid Newberry

as Laurence

as Bob Hunter

as Port (archive footage)

as Satur Diman Cha

as Leslie Goodwin

as Walker

as Chazz Spencer

as Donald Vidrine

as All characters

as Sheriff Vogel

as Dave (voice)

as Bogdanovitch

as Giacomo

as Self

as —

as Dave / Dr. Octavius Brine (voice)

as Grandfather Kuzya

as Marvin Boggs

as Vinny

as Colonel Grigio

as Self

as General Wellington

as Self

as Mort

as Self

as Bruce Brazos

as Jack Unterweger

as Self

as Lucien Laurin

as Turnbull

as Marvin Boggs

as Self

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Joseph Kay

as David Lurie

as Buck Howard

as Narrator

as Michael

as Osborne Cox

as Self / Osborne Cox (archive footage)

as Constantine

as Self

as Rev. Gustav Briegleb

as Pavlov

as Unferth

as —

as King Galbatorix

as Professor Sandiford

as Gustav Klimt

as Alan Conway

as Humma Kavula

as Self

as Charles II

as Pascal Sauvage

as Comandante John Walesa

as Narrator

as Tom Ripley

as Teddy Deserve

as Omar Jonnson

as John Crawford

as Monsieur Numance

as F. W. Murnau

as Herman Mankiewicz

as John Horatio Malkovich

as Roberto

as Charles VII

as Baron de Charlus

as Teddy KGB

as Athos

as Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom

as Self

as Abel

as General Thomas Timms

as Self

as Dr. Henry Jekyll / Edward Hyde

as Gilbert Osmond

as The Director

as Michael

as Kurtz

as Mitch Leary

as Agent St. Anne

as —

as Lennie Small

as —

as Jake Bartholomew

as Clown

as Eliot

as Port

as Self

as Self

as Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont

as Barry Maxwell

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Basie

as Jeff Peters / Ulysses

as Self

as Tom Wingfield

as Self / Biff

as Ben Stark

as Biff Loman

as Nicholas 'Nick' Gage

as Al Rockoff

as Mr. Will

as Lee

as Steve

as Gary

as —