Greed

as Self

as Simon Cowell Lookalike

as Finn McCreadie

as Frank the Lion Tamer

as Young Adrian

as Self

as Self

as Neil

as Self

as François

as Self

as Fat Cat

as Nick

as Amanda

as Yet Another Factory Manager

as Young Eric Weeks

as Self

as Rod Stewart Lookalike

as Young Finn

as Samantha McCreadie

as Eric Weeks

as Self

as Young Richard McCreadie

as Sally

as Shopper

as Manager

as Jules

as Employee

as Self

as Self

as Factory Manager

as Kylie Minogue Lookalike

as Self

as Another Factory Manager

as Demetrious

as Adrian McCreadie

as Retail Shopping Center Worker

as Select Committee Chairman

as Adele Lookalike

as Fabian

as Headmaster

as Jim McBride

as Lewis

as Cathy

as Self

as Pride Jeans Supplier

as Bob the Banker

as George Michael Lookalike

as Melanie

as Naomi

as Margaret

as Lily McCreadie

as Store Manager

as Self

as Sir Richard McCreadie

as Rickshaw Driver

as Sam

as Teacher