John Dies at the End

as Bullet Factory Worker

as Three Arm Sally Band

as Shelly

as Father Shellnut

as Largeman Follower

as Reanimated Dead Guy

as Meat Monster

as Dave

as Largeman Follower

as Dr. Albert Marconi

as Spider Victim

as Largeman

as Suspicious Diner

as Spider Victim

as Officer Johnson

as Roger North

as Sergeant McElroy

as Amy

as Mustache Cop

as Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton

as Dr. Marconi Assistant

as They China Food! Waitress

as Fred Chu

as Justin White

as Spider Victim

as Korrok (voice)

as Largeman Follower

as Dr. Marconi Assistant

as Mmm Bacon

as HLA Officer

as Hardware Store Clerk

as The Bearded Scientist

as Old Woman

as Arnie Blondestone

as Girl with Rastafarian

as John

as Officer Steve

as Robert Marley

as Largeman Follower

as Spider Victim