Superhero Movie

as Convenience Store Owner

as Dalai Lama

as Stretchy Girl

as Principal

as "Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

as Stretchy Boy

as Dead Blonde Woman

as Dr. Strom

as Matthews

as Reporter Ed

as Xavier's Son

as Jill's Mother

as "Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"

as Lou Landers

as Dead Blonde Woman's Husband

as Wolverine (scenes deleted)

as "Okay, I come back"

as Carlson

as "Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

as Bishop Tutu

as Rick Riker / Dragonfly

as "Take me...."

as Sneezo

as Tony Bennett

as Nelson Mandela

as King of Sweden

as Dr. Whitby

as "Mr. Landers!"

as Asian Hourglass

as Saddam Hussein

as Lunatic Editor

as The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)

as Truck Driver

as The Chief of Police

as News Anchor

as Trey

as Bank Loan Officer

as Uncle Albert Adams

as Xavier's Daughter

as Aunt Lucille

as Storm

as "Excuse me, there's a line!"

as "Gimme your wallet"

as Tom Cruise

as Police Officer

as Julia Riker

as Invisible Girl

as Mrs. Xavier

as Leg-Shaving Wolverine

as Blaine Riker

as Dr. Hawking

as Actual Editor

as Lance Landers

as Young Rick

as Jill Johnson

as Barry Bonds

as Paperclip Guy

as The Human Torch

as Nerdy Dragonfly

as Mourner

as Professor Xavier

as Undertaker

as Bank Robber

as Live Reporter