Harry Shearer

as Mr. Burns (voice)

as 'Breezy' Bob Mckee (voice)

as Gene

as Scratchy / Mr. Burns / Rev. Lovejoy / Ned Flanders / Lenny / Skull / President Arnold Schwarzenegger / Kent Brockman / Principal Skinner / Dr. Hibbert / Smithers / Toll Booth Man / Guard / Otto / Kang (voice)

as Promo Announcer

as Mr. Burns / Smithers / Ned Flanders / Kang / Skinner (voice)

as The General (voice)

as Ned Flanders / Dr. Julius Hibbert / Rev. Timothy Lovejoy (voice)

as G. Gordon Liddy

as Charles Caiman

as Mike Michaelson

as Mike Michaelson

as Punch-It (voice)

as Jonathan P.E. Rice

as Announcer

as Audience Research Captain

as Chuck

as Handsome Dan

as Derek Smalls / Mark Shubb

as Newsreel Announcer

as Sitcom Actor Ben Starr

as Guido Finucci

as Monosoff

as Unknown

as Al Silvers

as Rabbi

as Unknown

as Narrator (voice)