Dick

as Rose Mary Woods

as 2nd Police Officer

as Mrs. Spindler

as Carl Bernstein

as President Richard M. Nixon

as Bob Haldeman

as Pat Nixon

as Larry Jobs

as The Interviewer

as Ben Bradlee

as G. Gordon Liddy

as Russian Translator

as Fat Freddy

as Kissing Secretary

as Washington Post Receptionist

as John Dean

as First G-Man

as White House Secretary

as Frank Jobs

as Mr. Samovar

as Payola Man

as Betsy Jobs

as Leonid Brezhnev

as Hunky Secret Service Man

as TV News Reporter

as Arlene Lorenzo

as TV News Anchor

as Shredder Man

as Second G-Man

as John Erlichman

as 1st Police Officer

as Newsstand Guy

as Chip

as Henry Kissinger

as White House Guard

as Kay Jobs

as FBI Agent

as Roderick

as Helen Lorenzo

as Bob Woodward