Jon Voight

as Nathaniel Turner

as Self

as Ezra Wilcott

as Sanborn

as Viktor Petrovich

as Richard

as Hamilton Crassus III

as Byrne

as Robert Wainwright

as Self

as Patrick Quinn

as Ellison Betts

as Mickey Donovan

as Justice Burger

as Self - Interviewee

as Narrator

as John

as Self

as Self

as Ben Crowley

as Gus

as Earl Hall

as Principle Skinner

as Henry Shaw Sr.

as John

as Father Peter

as Moriarty

as Jerry the Dog (voice)

as Paul Bryant

as Moriarty

as Self

as Self

as The Voice

as Moriarty

as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim (archive footage)

as Van Helsing

as Self

as Self

as (archive footage)

as Jon Koski

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as President George Washington

as Creighton

as Francis Tierney, Sr.

as Jon Voight

as Self

as Jacob Samuelson

as Defense Secretary John Keller

as Patrick Gates

as Principal Dimly

as Hamilton Cage

as Self

as Self

as Adolph Rupp

as Dr. Crazx

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as —

as Patrick Gates

as Bill Biscane / Kane

as Edward

as Senator Thomas Jordan (D-CT)

as Billy Rowles

as Self

as Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir"

as Coach Chuck Dichter

as SS-Brigadeführer Jürgen Stroop

as Storyteller

as Lord Richard Croft

as Howard Cosell

as Franklin D. Roosevelt

as Larry Zoolander

as Self

as Michel

as Self - Host

as Narrator

as Coach Bud Kilmer

as Lt. Palladino

as Jack Killoran

as Reynolds

as Inspector Ned Kenny

as Blind Man

as Peter Willcox

as Gen. Adam Woodward, alias Lt. Col. Grant Casey

as Paul Serone

as Leo F. Drummond

as John Wright

as Jim Phelps

as Ry Weston

as Yarik

as Nate

as Alfred Kroeber

as Dr. Robert Gale

as Self

as Edward / James

as Self

as Jack Chismore

as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim

as J.P. Tannen

as Alex Kovac

as Billy

as Walter Tschanz

as Luke Martin

as Peter Miller

as Pat Conroy

as Vic Bealer

as Ed Gentry

as 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder

as A

as Joe Buck

as Self

as Fearless Frank

as Russ

as Curly Bill Brocius