Zoolander

as Story Hour Girl

as Meekus

as Brint

as Hansel's Posse

as Hansel's Corner Guy

as Olga the Masseuse

as Funky Loft Guest

as Rufus

as Derek Zoolander

as Zoolander Center Student

as Carmen Kass

as Abraham Lincoln

as Christian Slater

as Matilda Jeffries

as Claudia Schiffer

as Night Club Security

as Cuba Gooding Jr.

as Night Club Security

as David Bowie

as J.P. Prewitt

as Maori Tribesman

as Funky Loft Guest

as Donald Trump

as Hansel's Posse

as German Designer

as Rico

as Hansel's Posse

as Fabio

as Frankie Rayder

as Fred Durst

as Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist

as Garry Shandling

as Janitor Derek

as Gwen Stefani

as Heidi Klum

as Time Magazine Reader

as Irina

as John Wilkes Booth

as American Designer

as Mugatu Model

as VH1 Reporter

as Maury Ballstein

as Mugatu Bodyguard

as Italian Designer

as Larry Zoolander

as Hansel's Posse

as Scrappy Zoolander

as Evil DJ

as Hansel's Posse

as Funky Loft Guest

as Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist

as Ennui

as Derelicte Bouncer

as Climber

as Dalai Lama Guy

as Lance Bass

as Lenny Kravitz

as Lil' Kim

as Mugatu Bodyguard

as Lukas Haas

as Funky Loft Guest

as Mark Ronson

as Derek Jr.

as Archie

as Hansel's Posse

as Katinka

as Infomercial Director

as Natalie Portman

as Todd

as British Designer

as Hansel

as Paris Hilton

as Monkey Photographer

as JFK Assassin

as Derek's Interview Hairstylist

as Hansel's Posse

as Night Club Bouncer / Biff

as Derelicte Doorman

as Night Club Bouncer

as JFK Assassin

as Sandra Bernhard

as Scott Strasbaugh (as Little Kingz)

as Night Club Bouncer / Maurice

as Hansel's Posse

as Sherpa

as Stephen Dorff

as Steve Kmetko

as Billy Zane's Date

as Janitor Hansel

as Cool Tattoo Girl

as Tom Ford

as Tommy Hilfiger

as French Designer

as Tyson Beckford

as Veronica Webb

as Hansel's Posse

as Luke Zoolander (uncredited)

as Mugatu

as Winona Ryder (uncredited)

as Prime Minister of Malaysia

as Night Club Door Person